Amusing Convos

Amusing Convo #1

azira: I have abs.
me: I don't haaaave.
azira: you haaave. you have F-L-abs.
me: f..l....abs. oooh FLABS.

Amusing Convo #2

ibu: [shrieks for her life]
me: IBU WHAT HAPPEN??
ibu: oh nothing, i saw my shadow.

Amusing Convo #3
ibu: [waves] Hi! (she's wavng to a maid sidai-ing baju)
me: do you know her?
ibu: No, but it doesnt hurt to be friendly.

Amusing Convo #4
me: ohh it's so geli like ER alien that kind. geli kaan.
diy: Yahh....ohyahh Emergency Room eh?
me: No la....yang ER alien too.
diy: ohyah got that theme song!
me: yahh [doesnt know there was ever a theme song]
diy: you know or not?
me: ER?
diy: [thinks] EH ZAF NOOO! IT'S ET
me: ohyahhh ET! hahahha. but got theme song meh?
diy: ohnooo! i was thinking of X-FILES!

Amusing Convo #5
we were splitting a chicken
abu: so i get the wing you get the hammer
me: okay.
[a while later]
me: why you eat so slow? yours easier to eat.
abu: nooo, mine must BITE.
[she thinks]
abu: ehh yours also.HAHAHA.


ahhahah merepek people.