SYF TMR!

WE CAN DO THIS AND MAKE OUR SENIORS PROUD. MAKE ALL OF US PROUD :D

In the morning,
Dad: Nowadays, you eat a lot is it?
Me: Why? I'm fat right?
Dad: (gives defeated look) I ask question pun nak assume. I never said anything about fat.
Mum: We're female abang. FEMALE. Dont ask that kind of qsn to us la.

At night after mum has done my makeup to show me what to do,
Me: Nice?
Dad: Lipstick too bright.
Mum: You just don't get it do you. (turns to me and whispers) Don't listen to him. Women know best.


A random afternoon,
(Mum squeals)
Me: What happened!
Mum: I used the wrong tube again! I brushed my teeth with facial cleanser!
Me: WHAT?! eh again?
Mum: Yah, that day alsooo. But today I swallow.


HAHA I LOVE MY PARENTS.